January 2012
hansoloismyboyfriend:
In the hotel watching the Vh1’s top 100 best songs of the 2000’s
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Hey ya! - Outkast is #2
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December 2011
Dog In Vegas.
ok everyone tell me what you think. i’m making a movie called dog in vegas. it will be a summer blockbuster. starring a golden retriever named dog. he doesn’t talk btw. so it opens with dog getting kicked out of his house in vegas. at the same time david spade is being evicted from his house so he tries to win some money at the casino. he ends up winning 1000$ which gets blown away in...
beyoncebeytwice:
me on new years eve
11:00 pm
11:30 pm
11:45 pm
11:59 pm
12 am on new years day
12:05 am
1 tag
I love the middle of bagels...
because it’s the only time when it is socially acceptable to eat a glob of cream cheese by itself, even if it’s just for a short while.
hoshaway:
silly australians
it’s not really new years until it’s new years in AMERICA
“Have you ever wondered if your dollar has been in a stripper’s g-string?”
– some guy on facebook (via warmskin)
2011 is dildos.
"Are you going to watch the ball drop?"
theadventuresofmichaelpawlak:
ehehehehehehe testes hehehehehe
ryein:
who wants to take one for the team and kiss me tomorrow
i’ll buy you nachos or something
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me: well... i better be on my way now, i've got to wake u-
tumblr: no
me: ok
